Total Medals Earned: 95 (From
19 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,455 Points
Level Up once.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
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Start a new game.
You ticket to medals!
1
10
5
6
3
3
4
11
3
1
2
3
1
2
3
3
2
3
3
3
22
2
2
3
6
3
3
2
2
1
3
4
1
5
1
1
1
2
22
2
22
1
3
1
2
3
33
2
3
4
3
3
3
5
4
3
5
4
1
2
3
5
4
3
1
0e
3
3
4
6
6
9
7
8
3
4
5
4
2
3
4
5
7
8
5
1
6
4
6
8
Get everything!
Man this would look nice on your wall!
Thanks!
Get a walkthrough at Newgrounds.com
Play with highscores at Newgrounds.com
other stuff...
Zoom zoom, in your boom boom!
well! what is it!
well! what it is!
*looks skyward*
*points down*
praise the sun!
*proper bow*
r1 r1 r1 r1
prostration
roll bs roll bs roll bs
impossibru!
010 dies lol
020 dies
030 dies
040 dies
050 dies
060 dies
070 dies
080 dies
090 dies
100 dies omgwtf
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You found the magical shrunken head!
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Boss #1
Boss #2
Boss #3
Boss #5
Boss #4
Boss #6
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Crash the game... and your computer?
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the royal family
Find 10 treasures
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Complete the 'Deserted Beach' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Forest' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Slime Pit' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Village' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Abandoned Mine' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Ravine' level on Adventure Mode.
Get 2,500 kills with lava.
Complete the 'Mountain Ascent' level on Adventure Mode.
Freeze 2,500 mobs with a Snow Dispenser
Teleport 500 mobs using an Enderpearl Dispenser
Complete the 'Spider Cavern' level on Adventure Mode.
Get 1,000 kills with a Fireball Dispenser.
Use 100 water.
Get 500 kills with Trapdoors.
Complete the 'Underground Ravine' level on Adventure Mode.
Use 25 Iron Bars.
Get 250 kills with TNT.
Get 100 kills with Cacti.
Get 1,000 kills with an Arrow Dispenser.
Get 1,000 kills with an Egg Dispenser.
Get 1,000 kills with a Slime Dispenser.
Complete the 'Ice Peak' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Stronghold' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Nether Portal' level on Adventure Mode.
Get to Wave 50 on the Spider Cavern survival map.
Complete the Adventure Mode!
Get to Wave 50 on any Survival Mode game.
